Profanity
v1.3.0With over 3.5 MILLION profane phrases available, the Profanity App for the iPhone and iPod Touch is essential for anyone looking to correctly label their friends and enemies. Just give the app a quick shake and you’ll be provided with insults ranging from the almost innocent ‘You vacant clumsy boob!’ right up to the sort of blue language that would take a seasoned dockside worker by surprise.

Instructions
Once downloaded from the iPhone App Store it’s as simple as 1, 2, 3!
1. Shake the app or press the button to generate a new phrase.
2. Shout the phrase out loud.
3. That’s it!
You can also publish any profanity straight to Twitter to insult the virtual world as well! Just click on the little bird to post your favourite filthy phrases to all the Twits you know.
About Appy Go Lucky
Appy Go Lucky are a collective of iPhone App developers who wish to make a blend of fun, innovative and useful Apps for discerning app users. Profanity is the first iPhone App released by Appy Go Lucky. There are currently four new apps in development. Please contact us for more information.
Come on guys – PLEASE make this and the C&H Profanity App available for Android phones!
Firstly, love the app.
We are very fond of the epithet “shitpiece”, eg “Useless idle shitpiece”.
Have that one on us.
S.
Uphill gardener
screaming left footer
dick griffin!
Chin merangue
Any news on an Android version as I really want this on my HTC Hero?!
Pickle fucker.
The next update should have turkey dick as an insult
Shit Taco
Please add “son of pigfucker”
“Cluster Fuck”
“taint”
“cumgobbler”
This app is great! When it’s shuffling, it should spin a bit more so it’ll shuffle a little cooler. Other than that, my word suggestion is “raunch sack”
Fuckstick, cock-sucking, fagstick
Twitter Problems
To set up your Twitter account, tap Settings and scroll down until you see Profanity. There you can set your username and password.
Update
There is an updated version of Profanity currently with Apple waiting for approval. The new version will add 800,000 new profanities and fix the Twitter errors.
Hello there, just bought the app. The primary function of the app is great. Shake and have fun. The problem is when the “Post to twitter” is tapped, your asked if its OK. But how does it know to post to “my” twitter account? I could not find a place or instruction to link the app to my twitter account. To take things to another level, when you click OK to “tweet”, it “auto shakes” then crashes.
Hope this is helpful!
please get this on ovi!
Mike,
We’ve added Symbian to the list, watch this space. Thanks for the feedback.
Can we have a Symbian version please?
Turd Burglar
Voice is something we are working on for a future (and free) update.
Thanks for the support.
Just bought it, but I would pay more for the app, if it actually had voice activation, and said the words itself.
You could very easily follow in the footsteps of the ifart app, and have sneak/timed attacks etc..
smilie23,
Unfortunately there is no (official) way of programming for the original (classic) iPods.
I suggest you “upgrade” to an iPod Touch.
How difficult would it be to make a iPod version? Rather than shaking it you could spin the click-wheel. I know I’d buy it!
Sheepshagger, fart taster, uphill gardener, turd sucker, bum detective, pube collector, stain savouror, jizz stain, toilet misser, piss drinker, brown surveyor, turd chef, diahorria drinker, rabbit molester, cabbage fucker, jizz doctor, toast bastard, carrot terrorist, poo flicker, brown detective, rape scientist, lemonade bastard, yogurt cunt, shaft explorer, Nobel prize bastard, crumpet cumstain, fruit rapist, carpet faced shit stain, sausage face cunt, nob jockey, arse raider, ass terrorist, arse commando, lieutenant fuckface, badger loving spunk pilot, arse warden, prison dwelling soap dropper, hole destroyer, forensic bastard, spunk bulldozer, president spunk, jizz jouster, illiterate fuck, duck bastard, dinosaur rapist, cotton eye cunt, fetus fucker, fetus boiler, lettuce monster, osmosis fucker, cell rapist, zygote loving shit collector, plastic facedjizz drinker, rectangle nob end, playground dwelling lobster shagger, crab bastard, stale spunk master, herpies crumpet muncher, bin licker, sewage bottler, anal juice drinker, sour milk bitch, king of fucklords
Great stuff – but looking forward to the update. Need *loads* more words on each wheel. So many profane possibilities…
Love this app. Found out about it from the Collings & Herrin podcast, Rich used it brilliantly. Have already got loads of mates to download the app. Keep it up!
Any chance of a non pod-non phone version for my macbook?
keep up the fine work and i hope this app is stratospherically successful for you
-christo lazer
Found out bout you from the Collings and Herring podcasts.
Great idea sponsoring them! They ROCK! You belong togther!
Rich read out some, I pissed my self! Genius.
Here’s my boyfriend fav insult at the mo! Turd burgler! I didn’t say it was any good but it makes him laugh! Great app
We are watching the mobile app market very closely and Android is our preferred next step but who knows what will happen.
In addition all mobile devices are wildly different and as a tiny company of just 3 people we just don’t currently have the resources.
Rest assured we will tell everyone when we release new products. Watch this space.
I heard about you from Collings & Herrin. I don’t have an iPhone but I do have a Google phone… any chance of making a version for that? I’d definitely buy it.
Any plans for this on Android? It’s pretty much the best idea for an app ever…
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What a filthy gormless numpty I am.
No blackberry version planned (yet).
I think Viz magazine beat you to it with their book “Rogers Profanisaurus” !
Will a blackberry version of this app be available?
Version 2: Thanks for taking an interest in Profanity – we’re hard at work on version 2 and need your help to make Profanity the most comprehensive collection of insults available.
We are specifically interested in foreign language profanities so you can use Profanity while on holiday.
Use the “Submit A New Word” form above or email us at support@appygolucky.co.uk
If you have any suggestions for features or improvements please leave a comment.
Regards,
The Appy Go Lucky Team